I, Fraudar "One" KWABara, Jester of The Erudition, humbly kneel to:

HertaSTACEY, my master

Screwllum-sama, whose Infinity Circuit outshines my own like the sun does a rock. Thank you for not immediately annihilating both myself and my pathetic science experiment with the weight of Planet Screwllum.

Trailblazer-sama, who has so clearly and so humiliatingly exposed my fraudulent "intellect" to the entire cosmos, toppling my plans despite their double digit IQ and my holding of every advantage.

Stephen Lloyd-sama, who at a young age has already torn through my paltry use of quatorzain algebraic expressions like a rabid ferret does wet tissue paper with his infinitely superior knowledge of programming.

Dr. Ratio-sama, who effortlessly infiltrated my experiment, who developed a counter vaccine to the virus I spent 200 amber eras developing in 40 minutes, and who is far more befitting of the title of Genius than I am.

Seat of Divine Foresight, Arbiter General Jing Yuan-sama, who magnanimously allowed my experiment to not be an inconsequential fart of a footnote in the history of the cosmos by securing the golden blood of Nanook (a product to which I had no intentional role in manifesting)

Please do not hesitate to use my scepter and experimental data in any way you wish. As I am lacking in knowledge and skill, this is the only way in which I can repay you all for letting me pretend to be smart.