I’ve rarely seen a kot without cheese. When I was a little girl I’d roll a cheese wheel down the street and watch them scamper after it. Hell, I’ve seen kots stack cheese on a table like they fucking accomplished something. Fuck is that? I mean, really. But it got me to thinking. We’re going to have a Cheese Fair out by the Sleeping Tree, and hold a raffle. A vial of skooma inside a giant cheese wheel! What with watered down soda sap, overpriced moon sugar cookies, kotnip sandwiches, and the raffle tickets, we will take in more than enough to pay off Balgruuf, insure protection from all the guards, and any other incidentals to make sure the Cheese Fair is a success. Overhead for a project like this is enormous, but I’m looking to clear a quarter million septims, and that’s a conservative estimate. Oh, and it’s a fine day with you around.

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FOOL
in responding to me, a shitposter, you have contributed to the downfall of the thread's quality and THEREFORE... just shitposted.

Keep true to the tenets of/tesg/:
Waifus
Lore
Harmony
These tenets are presented in this order for a specific reason. Only by embracing the first two (Waifus and lore) may true harmony be achieved. Post waifus. Discuss lore.
Then, and only then, may you achieve lasting Harmony. Keep true to the plan, trust the faith.

“A high level contact at the Blue Palace has informed me Elisif is hopped up on Sleeping Tree Sap. Someone is moving in on my territory and I want it stopped. We’re going to the bedrolls. I want you to start hiring arrow men and scouting places they can hide up until we need them. Find who’s pushing the sap and who’s backing them. My money is on that bitch Camilla. Or Lydia. Ice them both just to be sure. Oh, and it’s a fine day with you around.”