>>11385690
Granted, however...well, the two of them admittedly get along very well. Very, very well - to the point where they're constantly admiring each other's bodies and proportions, and while they like you as a person and enjoy your company, every time you do anything with one of them you can tell they're thinking of the other - the kitsune going so far as to moan the tanuki's name in climax, embarrassed and apologetic afterwards. And when it is all three of you, they're caring, yes, and will indulge you, but their lustful eyes devour one another and they writhe together in ecstasy and you become more and more aware that you're simply here for the ride - a third, lesser partner in their lust-filled and utterly devoted relation.

>I wish to be married to a sexy lady with a literal huge round black bomb where her ass and hips should be, constantly dealing with its sheer size and weight all the time, and constantly under threat that she might. Light up. Every time she's near a fireplace, a match, a candle, a stove, that threat crosses both our minds - and it clearly turns her on far, far more than it should, knowing that if she eventually actually does light up, it's bye-bye for both of you and half the town with her.