i know there's only two or three people left in this wasteland of a general, but here's a thought experiment for any linguists in the audience:
what should the proper term for this conjoined fetish of ours be, in a traditional "-philia" sorta format?
some examples of what i mean:
>acrotomophilia = amputees
>podophilia = feet
>necrophilia = well... you get the idea

i actually have one proposal that should check out based on the greek roots: i give you "syssomaphilia", which is basically "syn" (together) + "soma" (body) + "philia" (love)
any better ideas, my fellow syssomaphiles?