>>512792682
>WTF I was casually on a stroll in DC just visiting on my way to a museum when 3 Trump goons with masks and assault guns surrounded me, pushed me to the ground and beat me up. A full coup is ongoing and no one is saying anything!!!
FUCKING HELL MAN!
YOU SHOULD HAVE CONTACTED ME!
I'M LIKE LESS THAN AN HOUR FROM DC WITH TRAFFIC!
I WOULD HAVE JOINED IN ON RAKING A LEAF TOO! WE GOT A WHOLE LOT OF THESE TROPHIES LAYING AROUND AND ALL THEY ARE GOOD FOR IS MAKING LEAFS CRY IN PHYSICALLY, AND BY CAUSING CRIPPLING PTSD TO ALL LEAFS!