>>513419423
>be thankful that he killed his son for you
be thankful for the murder of someone 2000 years ago which (if you "believe" hard enough) absolves you of all your wrong-doings (and thusly, from Eternal Agony)
But wait! there's more!
It also buys you a ticket to Eternal Paradise!
Now yours for only 10% of your income
call now, the lines are open

>>512708854
>sacrifices are what baddies do
while your whole thing is centered around vicarious redemption via demi-human sacrifice. hilarious

>>510247371
true