Air Groove is objectively the worst wife if the characters became real. She would genuinely think you were subhuman for spending your time playing vidya and posting on a chinese cartoon image board. She would hold no respect for you unless you were some kind of talented, high IQ, rich, giga chad. She would divorce you in a week and wonder why fate decided to pair you and her together.
On the other hand, Taishin would objectively be your best wife. The two of you can play vidya and she is genuinely good at it. She won't expect much from you other than at least contributing your part in things like income. She won't care if you're fucking around on 4chan since she's going to also be spending her free time napping or going to quiet places to relax. So long as you don't act like a desperate clingy retard, the two of you can have a perfect introvert relationship.
Prove me wrong.

>>543974279
Teio wouldn't act like this.
>>543974274
Air Groove wouldn't act like this.

>>539758137
>anon insults my trash tier umafu
>better call them classic buzzwords!
a true witlet at work

Let's play the game where you have to rank your favorites from top to bottom one by one. Once you rank someone, you can't change it. 6 total.

Maruzensky
Silence Suzuka
Narita Taishin
Super Creek
Rice Shower
Air Shakur