Too old to get drafted, I'm also out of shape and if they come for me we've already lost the war. But I assure you if there is ever a war on I WILL go out of my way to inconvenience veterans in ways that give me plausible deniability to not face any repercussions. Because joining the military is gay. You're bunking up with a bunch of sweaty men and if you join the military you're a total homo.