One day there'll be a series with literal *slosh* & *galunk* sfx, in which that day comes I will die of severe dehydration from infinitely nutting.

I don't get it, how exactly is it possible for a character to look like this?
Is there a name to describe someone like this? A term? A concept?
She has an aura to her that is hard to rival, a presence that demands attention. Big-breasted? Simple. Titcow? Easy and juvenile. Perhaps, just - Goddess?