Lol wat?

Born with Palsy and minor brain damage, Sidney cant walk unaided without his cane and has trouble moving the upper right side of his body. Sidney grew up with crude, hyperactive and occasionally neglectful or abusive parents, and not many people who he could relate to as his disability made it hard to talk about anything other than how helpless and useless he was. Sidney stumbled upon some message boards one day and his life changed forever, now a massive tinfoil head who's been indoctrinated into the cripple conspiracy of the day the world enacts a mass eugenics campaign in order to cull all cripples on sight. He's been preparing for that doomsday ever since, keeping a handgun to himself at all times just in case.