• Missed the playoffs in his 20s

• Had 0 MVPs in his 20s

• 3peat was ended by Jake Plummer in the divisional round

• Only averaged 3k yards when his peers averaged 4k yards in their 20s

• Never won without a top 5 defense

• Won playoff games with 0 TDs and 1 INT for his first ring and was carried about the defense

• Wife cucked him for a young bvll

• Couldn't beat his peers in their prime and went a decade without winning so he waited for them to retire to ringpad against children