>>96461565
My friend gets genuinely pissy about boardwipes. And not durdlefuck boardwipes windmill slammed just because someone had it and they have no way to end the game in a timely fashion, like FIRE ALL MODES Farewell turn 8 Timmies with nothing in hand but a basic and a 0/2 creature. He massively overextends and refuses to hold up mana for - or sometimes to even include - protection, he just shits out his entire hand onto the board and is always flabbergasted when he's (rightly) seen as the biggest threat and all his shit gets wiped. There's been plenty of times where he's dumped Mana Crypt and Sol Ring and Signet turn 1 and has fucking 6+ mana t2-3 dumping out game ending threats before most of us even have a board. Last weekend he mega ramped into Canopy Gargantuan t3 with his faggot rock package and had Great Henge and Defense of the Heart ready to go to vomit some other nonsense onto the board too when I blew all my resources to hit the board (that the rest of us barely had anything on) with a Planar Cleansing and he nearly flipped the table and quite literally wouldn't shut the fuck up about how "gay and stupid boardwipes are" and how they "kill the spirit of the game" (lol) and "are too cheap and easy to play" (fucking double lol) all fucking night.

I otherwise like the guy but he's insufferable when it comes to even mildly competitive shit. He can't stomach losses or not dominating whatever game he plays. He even whines about single target removal all the time too.