I live in the Tsaritsa Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Pantalone. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an Cryo Slime pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the Cryo SLime, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a Hydro-activated gel cleanser. Then a Phlogiston honey Ajilenakh body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb Mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Pantalone, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.