I made my own chocolate milk out of cocoa powder and sugar and milk. I should have listened to you Anons who talked about making your own chocolate milk earlier. It was delicious. I'm never going back to factory chocolate milk again. I swear they use spoiled milk batches for chocolate milk there. It tastes off.
Anyway, we're bigtime now, baby. The home-made stuff tastes so much better. I'm pouring some over ice next time.