Happy Saturday New Vegas. The nights may be getting colder but our time together always seems to warm me up. But enough of these sweet nothings, it’s time for the news.
It’s a bird! No, it’s a plane! No! It’s- well yeah it is a plane. A small workshop out near Goodsprings has built an actual working plane from scratch. While the owners originally did it because of a dare, they’re hoping to begin selling them to businesses or even the New Vegas Directorate.
If that’s not a sign of the time, folks, I don’t know what is.
Here’s another one for you good people. The Secretary of Health and Human Services have warned against travel to certain neighbors in Freeside to help contain the recent cholera outbreak. She claims the situation is under control and that containment is the top priority for the government. Note to self, wash hands.
This news bulletin comes from the reclusive, and newly-admitted settlement of the Westside Republic. They are now accepting new applications for residency with particular focus on roboticists, doctors, skilled craftsmen and anyone with an educational background. I just hope they have room for a humble radio host!
Lastly, you may have seen a mushroom cloud far off in the Northeast. I have it in good authority that a military operation, led by our dear Director, resulted in the total destruction of hostile biological agents that may have posed a threat to Directorate citizens. Officials are monitoring for radioactive fallout but have no cause for alarm. I salute The Courier for his bravery and swift action against foreign enemies.
That’s all I have for now. But remember, it’s a crazy, crazy wasteland out there and anything can happen. Especially in a place like New Vegas.
Now, radioactive isotopes aren’t the only thing filling the sky. Here’s Elvis!
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Happy Sunday to all of you out there getting ready for another week in the wonderful Mojave. While “Sunday scaries” as I call them can be downright cruel, here’s some news bound to cheer you up.
If I didn’t know better, I would think the NCR has moved back in the region for good. But no folks, that’s just the results of the recent investment deal our dear Courier has inked with a group of companies in the NCR. In total, it’s a deal with, and read my lips here folks, one million caps. Commerce Secretary and co-owner of the Atomic Wrangler Secretary Garret released a statement, “This deal is the result of excellent negotiation between the Mojave government and the NCR. We project this agreement will bring in thousands of jobs and industrialize the region in years which would take decades.”
Doesn’t sound like too bad a deal to me. Who’s got it better than us, huh?
Here’s another for the start of your week.
The King, or Secretary King as he’s now known as, announced a new “anti-dumping” program for Freeside in an effort to clean up the streets and avoid human waste from spreading sickness. Opponents have called it an unjust measure that amounts to extortion, with HHS Secretary Julie Farkas being the most high-profile opponent to this new rule. Supporters praise it as a way to not only reinvest funds into the community but to keep their streets clean.
I’ll let you make your own decision, but I’ll be glad to not have to watch where I walk the next time I’m in Freeside.
This is Mr. New Vegas, wishing you a good start to the week.
https://youtu.be/LVUcz6wPrCs?si=tS3XG9fqNIDqksY_
If I didn’t know better, I would think the NCR has moved back in the region for good. But no folks, that’s just the results of the recent investment deal our dear Courier has inked with a group of companies in the NCR. In total, it’s a deal with, and read my lips here folks, one million caps. Commerce Secretary and co-owner of the Atomic Wrangler Secretary Garret released a statement, “This deal is the result of excellent negotiation between the Mojave government and the NCR. We project this agreement will bring in thousands of jobs and industrialize the region in years which would take decades.”
Doesn’t sound like too bad a deal to me. Who’s got it better than us, huh?
Here’s another for the start of your week.
The King, or Secretary King as he’s now known as, announced a new “anti-dumping” program for Freeside in an effort to clean up the streets and avoid human waste from spreading sickness. Opponents have called it an unjust measure that amounts to extortion, with HHS Secretary Julie Farkas being the most high-profile opponent to this new rule. Supporters praise it as a way to not only reinvest funds into the community but to keep their streets clean.
I’ll let you make your own decision, but I’ll be glad to not have to watch where I walk the next time I’m in Freeside.
This is Mr. New Vegas, wishing you a good start to the week.
https://youtu.be/LVUcz6wPrCs?si=tS3XG9fqNIDqksY_