She made me do copious amounts of cocaine with her, to the point I thought my heart was gonna stop. She told me to calm down, gave me a drink, and I don't know what was in the drink but I blacked out. And when I woke up she had both of my legs over her shoulders, and she was numb-sucking my asshole like there was no tomorrow. I tried to fight it. I tried to get away, but I was restrained. She told me that I liked it. She told me not to worry cause she used the good jelly. The schmuckers. So nobody's paid me to uh, confess this now, and I kept it under wraps for all these years because I knew that no one would believe me. No one would believe that Tau ate my asshole.