>>538174504
Sure
>*kills him in the AQ*
Happy now gweilo?

>>536800427
All the other Sinners will be ritualistically sacrificed in the story to make Rhinedottir the true dindu.

>How unforgettable the Hortus Euergetis, overflowing with fruit and flower!
>How grand and glorious Caesareum, how marvelous the melodies drifting through Collegium Phonascorum...
>O Fate, why not halt at this moment...

>>536124040
xiao is still gathering intel on russian lore

You will read his slop whether you like it or not!

>>535643332
Uhhh... Macani and Aroni. El Capoctus Joquiratto.

>>535271035
>story with virtually no stakes
>interesting lore and world history is buried under mountains of needlessly excessive and flowery text
>the average genshin player has no idea what is going on in the world outside of archon quests unless they follow a lore youtuber
>characters rarely interact with each other outside of the monthly festivalslop where nothing notable happens
>most characters are one dimensional and carried by their design/voice acting
no idea what the actual reason is but i personally think genshin just does a piss poor job of selling itself from a story standpoint so it gets less people interested in writing stories set in its world
i enjoy it as a comfy exploration/character collector game but beyond that its just not that interesting to me

>>533933410
>Inserts random filler foodslop characters in your story
>delays Alice, Sandrone and Nicole

You rike??

>bro still think that Bina is going to be the Tsaritsa
lol
lmao
Fat Xiao can just retcon shi- errr, i mean, add new information that we didn't know beforehand and surely was not created on a whim just to justify inconsistencies!

>>532498787
>>532498932
Stop thinking too much about it, gweilo.

>>531761969
>Dawei-ge, people keep skipping them my character stories! I need you to turn my character stories into mandatory archon quest instead!

>>531224667
This doesn't mean anything, it's just one of the countless 'Are you still here???' prompts they put in the middle of characters' ramblings to ensure that people don't just enable autoplay and minimize the game

>>529648306
>...And then I'll make the archo- I mean goddess have two personalities! Fat Xiao, you truly are a genius... This calls for another celebration feast... Let's see, which fast food chain are we collaborating with this month?

>>529210386
Knowing the devs, they're probably trying to do Emilie-Kinich The Sequel with Ineffa and the 6.0 guy rather than using HSR's type of bait with free characters anyway. I'd be really shocked if this year's anniversary included an old shit limited 5* like Eula or Albedo, what to say of Ineffa.

>>528237995
Thematically, it fits the Third Descender who had a romantic relationship with the First Seelie(Pale Princess). But chronologically, this makes no sense because of Dain's human status and age, unless you assume some time fuckery with Istaroth or the Abyss was at place here.

If no time fuckery is involved, this falls under the cyclical plotline Fat Xiao likes to bring up. This means that Khaenri'ah's cataclysm has strong parallels to the story of the seelies and the moon sisters, but the Pale Prince shouldn't be the Third Descender but someone else. Personally, I have no idea who else could fit this role so well.

>>528116641
>tfw 3.5 Windblume event dialogue
>Sucrose: On to Group 2. This subject is..."a guide who will never get lost."
>Paimon: Hmm, that's kind of abstract...Does it just mean someone who never loses their way?
>Sucrose: Wait, but they have to be able to guide others, too, so it's not quite as simple as that...Perhaps... an astrologer, then?
>Paimon: Oh, you mean Mona? Yeah, she'd definitely count!
>Sucrose: Mona... Yes, she certainly seems very confident, and she can use her astrology to guide people.
>Paimon: Would Bennett count? Well, his luck's so bad that as long as you go in the opposite direction from him, you'll always be going the right way, right?
Never underestimate the brilliant mind of Fat Xiao

>Get loads of friendship levels just from spamming papilla and the weapon material domain with Skirk
>Read the stories in her bio
>Implies Surtalogi was the one who named her
>Play her story quest
>Her parents from before she was taken in by Surtalogi call her Skirk anyway
uhhh