I love my cute wife Yunli

My wife, Sir Yun of Jin, gets paid to make the kind of noises you get thrown out of movie theaters for.
I tried to domesticate her, but she revealed that she, too, is a master of the spear and impaled me from behind, if you catch my drift.
Now I love China and Chinese culture! I hear beautiful Peking opera every single minute of every single day and I LOVE it!