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>tank battles as a sport
>crewed by schoolgirls
>the tanks defy every law of physics
>matches inside cities, with civilians nearby
>nobody gets hurt despite shells and bullets being fired upon them
>a match is not stopped if someone almost drowns (Koume), falls unconscious (Hana) or faints from pain (Eclair)
>oh, and they live on gargantuan WW2 aircraft carriers
>which have areas that are obviously lawless zones
>you are even allowed to destroy private property during a match
>16 year old Erika is allowed to fly a helicopter and transport people in it (and this is by far the -least- absurd thing in this list, which is quite telling)
>your tanks have a technology that protect you even from a direct hit from a Karl Mörser

But someone taking orders from a koala is unrealistic.