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>"DEAR LORD WHAT IS THIS BLACK LIQUID I'M TASTING? IT'S AS IF THE GODDESS IS FEEDING ME AMBROSIA STRAIGHT FROM HER BOSOM! TEA IT'S CALLED? WE MUST MAKE THIS A NATIONAL TREASURE! I HEREBY GRANT YOU A MANSION, 4 NAVAL SQUADRONS, A TITLE OF IMPORTANCE, AND A PLATOON OF REDCOATS"