>>128310634
>can't have her
>seethes endlessly at beautiful musician
>tries to derail thread with butthurt
>fails

Sad!

>>127508990
>Embrace the third position.

Already have, lad. Embrace the Third Position before you show her the third position...in bed

Ever read The Redneck Manifesto? Extremely based. If you're into fiction (although you probably know this), Camp of the Saints is awesome, too.