Mmmm-mmm. I just finished my fifth Baí WonderWater of the day. It was delicious. And not only that, it was good for me. Plus it's Sydney Sweeney's favorite, which pretty much makes it my favorite too. And I just love how angry the woke left gets when they see me sipping on one. That's the cherry on top.

Hey, you know what? I'm about to go have another Baí WonderWater. Ha ha! Talk to you later!