You know this thread has been talking about seamonkeys quite alot and I got a tale to share that happened last month. Stick around its really funny
>Been playing roblox therapy for like a month now
>Me and a friend end up meeting a seamonkey there who was your typical eboy, he was in a friend group me and a friend where in
>He always bragged around about his discord egirl and he was pretty annoying overall they could not bring each other up
>Apparently I haven't caught up for long with them or my friend group in general because they where insufferable, they usually came up to me to vent about drama because these faggots would rip each other apart alot most of the time
>Its a gay edating group eventually that I ghosted but basically the dude one days comes crying to me that he broke up with his discord egirl
>Some shit happened behind the scenes that I barely knew about and my friend had to retell it all
>His been venting to me and whining about losing "the love of his life" 17 btw and 'he will never find anyone else thats like her"
>Make fun of him a bit but not too much, He begs me to help him and search for a woman or even be with multiple
>I keep telling him I can't
>Remember I'm friends with a tranny who is looking for a partner to esex with and shit who is obviously a male btw
>I got the perfect idea to hook up the eboy faggot with him and ruin shit for him
>he always did shit like match pfps and be a cringe fucker overall and was dick to me and bragged to me most of the time so I thought this was good
>My friend finds it really funny and gives it a shot too
>Me and friend try to convince tranny and that eboy seamonkey to meet up, And the tranny dressed too awfully feminine like you could tell a tranny is dressing like that but his a sea so he won't know any better
>They get together and fall inlove
>Tranny gets introduced into friend group
>Funniest shit ever and fucker had not noticed by now
>They probably sexted