>>41641414
Their voice also drops one full octave
The wand works as many times as you want
>be me
>non-binary, six months on T
>progress feels, finally settling into my skin
>one day, goblin anon barges into my room
>holding a twig that glows faintly
'your days of oppressing the world are over!!'
>points the twig.
'Feminatus exculpatus!'
>feel a weird *jolt*, low-frequency hum vibrating through my bones
>throat *itches*
'What was that?' I rasp, but it's not a rasp.
>It's a growl, a full octave lower than my already dropping voice. Like the sound of a very large dog with a severe cough.
>patch of coarse hair sprouts on my jawline.
'HOLY CRAP!' Anon yells. 'It worked!'
>anon points it again while I'm still trying to process my new voice that's making the windows rattle
'Feminatus exculpatus!!'
>*THWUMMMMMMMMM*
>vision swimming. voice drops again. I try to say 'Stop!', but it comes out as a deep *BWOOOMMMMP*. The bass from my voice shakes the remote off the coffee table.
>My beard gets even thicker. chest hair is now a dense, shaggy carpet. arms like a chimpanzee.
>he points it a third time, shouting
'Feminatus exculpatus!' with glee
>*KABOOOMMMMMM*
>the house lights flicker
>voice isn't a voice anymore. It's a pressure that's causing structural damage to the foundation. My attempts to speak cause shifts in the tectonic plates
>entire body is now covered in hair. eyelids hairy. palms hairy. Knees weak. Moms spaghetti.
>Adam's apple is a boulder in my throat.
>try to articulate how much I want to punch anon. The sound that comes out is a low, guttural rumble that registers only on a seismograph
'Don't worry,' anon says, his voice high-pitched and strained, 'anon on 4chan said it grows back if you shave it!'
>protest again, but only a low-frequency hum, bordering on infrasound, escapes my throat. Local zoo's elephant population goes haywire.
>he runs off, howling with glee.
>be me
>living sasquatch subwoofer, unable to form words, just seismic terror.