I want to remind you vampires that statistically speaking I am smarter than you, alright?

https://youtu.be/tEFU46jYVOI?si=Z5AiS03s4V94uYPH

>>40701303
No
I am way more intesting

>>149288138
Yeah and my uncle works at Nintendo

>>40655010
There's no point in hunting these MOTHERFUCKERS anymore. They stopped hurting people now and rely on blood donations from the government that has made a deal with them. Plus, life is short. I don't wanna die young like my grandpa.

https://youtu.be/klX8WURjKLg?si=cYxXoNOm5yxZd5Sx

Well
Whatever, bro
Don't cry about your male loneliness in public. It's not good for your image.

You will never catch me
I have been here since before the creation of humanity
I have been here for so long that I don't even remember being born or created lol
Many have tried to kill me, and they all ended up being raped

Guys, we have to kick the non believers out
They are ruining the board with their lies and deceat

As the most powerful anon on this board I say we crown me and get rid of infidels

You guys need to learn from OP
He knows his shit

That nigga says I am an elite individual
Top 0.3% of the human population
And I believe him

Everybody does, honey
But some of us have to be content with jacking off to yaoi and eating rests of food from garbage

You know, @Hearts. The glowies use alien tech to make me sleepy and bored of work so I don't evolve. But you know what? Fuck it! I do need some rest.