>take mom out to lunch
>she wants to stop by the shoe store afterwards to get her friend a gift
>as we walk in I deep inhale and tell my mom I love the smell of shoe stores (because of the leather and stuff)
>woman near us looks at me like im some foot fetish weirdo deviant

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! MY PENIS AGAIN!!!!!!1
I NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH THOSE MOBS!!!!

>about to turn 30
>body is heavier
>more tired just going for a walk
>taking a shit feels like fighting several troubled youths
>can feel energy drain from me when I eat certain things
>can't even eat half of what I used to
>playing 16 tons while I get ready for work
>starting to look people in the eyes when I talk to them
WHY IS IT HITTING ME SO HARD? I DON'T WANNA BECOME A WIZARD! I PREFER THE KNIGHT CLASS!