Remember to always pack your best girl spray when you go hiking in the urban jungle. Scanty attacks CAN happen to you. NEVER make eye contact with a Scanty, because they'll take it as a sign of consent.

I can't see Scanty without thinking of her dumping a massive shit on the toilet anymore. FUCK YOU TRIGGERRRRRRRR

Help me please. I came across this Scanty in the woods, I think it's about to attack me. Do I back away slowly or play dead? Please, I'm almost out of best girl repellent and she's starting to roll her Rs like a car engine.