my infinite magnanimity necessitates that i care for the welfare of the masses - however unwashed and depraved. i cannot in good conscience consent to the implementation of a skip button; for i see how spelling has atrophied as a result of auto-correct; i see how grammar and syntax have atrophied as a result of GPTs; i cannot allow you, the impoverished multitude, to let slip literacy through your fingers. no matter the medium, you should delight in reading: in the mere possibility of learning new words, new expressions