*Demonic screeching and chanting while appearing*

Ash nazg durbatulûk,
~One storefront to rule them all~
ash nazg gimbatul,
~One storefront to bind them~
ash nazg thrakatulûk
~One storefront to bring them all
agh burzum-ishi krimpatul
~And in the darkness bind them

*With the tip of his wicked demonic finger, strikes reds to become affordable, causing chinks, ruskis, and jeets to fall into suicide, one by one*

*Laughs demonically*

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul