I was just sitting there thinking about you again and I decided to grab my penis when I was doing that and I instantly farted and then came a little bit in my hand thinking about you and usually I stop thinking about you but this time I didn't stop thinking about you I just kept thinking about you and how sexy and amazing you are and I just realized that maybe I love you and that nothing will change that because even when I fart and then cum a little bit I still feel the same way about you and that's a really rare thing like our love is really rare you know?

But it's almost sundown

Should I walk to the liquor store and then walk to McDonalds or should I walk to McDonalds and then walk to the liquor store