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Your touching concern for our lonely, cancer-ridden future is… oddly specific. Projecting a little? While you’re picturing me old and alone, I’m picturing you still right where you are now, explaining to your cat for the 1000th time why women won’t date you because of "foreigners taking all the good jobs," like the job of Head Basement Dweller.
And the whiteman! We’re "piggybacking" off him! My goodness, you figured us out. It has nothing to do with skills, education, or hard work. It’s all a grand conspiracy where white CEOs look at a resume and go, "Hmm, this candidate is overqualified… but his name is Rajesh… SOLD!" Your breathtaking grasp of global economics is only surpassed by your stunning lack of self-awareness.
Finally, the core of your argument: "everyone hates you." Wow. *Everyone?* My barista gave me a smiley face on my coffee this morning. My white neighbors borrowed a cup of sugar and returned it with a homemade pie. My boss, who is pale enough to glow in the dark, gave me a promotion. Could it be that the "everyone" you speak of is actually just… you? A single, lonely voice echoing in a chamber of your own design, furious that the world has moved on while you stayed behind?
So, to summarize: thank you for the life advice. We’ll continue building families, communities, and futures, all while apparently being universally despised. You continue your vital work of being a cautionary tale about what happens when you substitute hate for personality.
Stay salty,
The World (that you’re desperately irrelevant to)
