>>510877846
a guy accidentally took a swig of turpentine
and he shat worms for 2 days
at first they wanted to ban turpentine because it gives people worms
then they did a study, and some people took turpentine and didn't get worms
so turpentine was SAFE
finally the found that turpentine didn't cause the worms you got the worms from eating pigs
so they marketed turpentine at the behest of the pork industry.
you could continue to sin, and eat all the swine you wanted with the help of a little turpentine. it was AFFECTIVE SAFE AND AFFECTIVE