DING DING DING DING

WOAHHHHHHHHHHH BUDDY

IT'S 8pm on Monday YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

first up this week we have Jet Neptune's leaked text messages

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HE'S RETARDED
HE'S GULIBLE
GALAXY GAS HAS KILLED THE FEW BRAINCELLS HE HAD

So we were told he was going too be working his ass off securing the future of fishtank but apparently he's just chilling, grilling and flying women out to fuck.

HE'S A GROOMER
HE'S A SEXPEST
HE'S A CREEP

and ya know, I don't really even care about that too much, I mean all of these women are gross

THEY'RE NASTY
THEY'RE WHORES
THEY SMELL LIKE VINEGAR


What I care about is him playing the victim and being a lazy gooner

HE'S INCOMPOTENT
HE SHOULD BE FIRED