>1- Think before negotiating: If you fix bayonets and charge at the enemy with everything you have, could you remove the need to negotiate?
>2- If negotiation is a necessity, think while doing so: what is the best way to bayonet the enemy ambassadors
>3- If all else fails, fixing bayonets and charging is always the answer.
>4- If the bayonet charge fails, you are not throwing enough men and women at the problem.
>5- If you are not committing enough forces, fight harder.
>6- If you are not fighting hard enough, fight louder.
>7- The best approach is always from the front.
>8- If the enemy has left their flanks open, feint and then bayonet charge from the front.
>9- If the front is heavily defended, they are expecting a flank attack. Charge with bayonets forward from the front.
>10- If their flanks and front are both heavily defended but they are vulnerable to an aerial strike, distract them with aerial bombardment and then charge with bayonets from the front.
>11- If attacking from the front does not work, you are not fighting hard enough. See point 5.
>12- If attacking from the front is still not working, you're obviously not attacking their front! See point 6
>13- If there is no possibility for victory, fix your bayonets and charge from the front as furiously and loudly as possible. Remember, the greater the defeat, the more glorious the moral victory.
>14- The more narrow and bloody your victory, the happier the Emperor will be.

Why do so many people meme on the guard as
>hur dur retards use their lasgun as a clunky spear more than a gun