Don Bacon is a Christian man who actually gives a damn about his country and it shows in everything he does. He is not out there begging for applause or selling outrage like a carnival barker. While half the GOP is screaming about stolen elections and posting memes at three in the morning Bacon is quietly getting things done and delivering for Nebraska and the country. He has the experience the brains and the courage to stand up to the chaos that has turned the party into a dumpster fire. Posting him is not about hype it is about pointing at someone who actually acts like an adult in politics while everyone else is running around like toddlers with megaphones. Bacon is the sanity check the party desperately needs and if you cannot see that then you are too busy worshipping clowns to notice a grown up doing the job.
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