>Metroidfags once again being overdramatic faggots acting like they didn't just get a game a couple years ago while Air Ride fans are happy to finally get something after two decades

I always forget how obnoxious that fanbase is.

I was able to get all the gold trophies in Double Dash when I was 5. So if your wife's son is around the same age and he isn't posting respectable results, he has terminal skill issue and you should return him.