>I go to the clothing store
>There's a cute girl who directs me into the fitting rooms
>"She's so cute. I'm sure she has a boyfriend and isn't interested in me"
>Middle-aged cashier lady has exposed cleavage
>"Damnit, I hope she's not mad that I kept glancing..."
>She asks if I need a bag for that
>Stumble as my already forming sex fantasy briefly collides with reality and I realize she's not asking if I need a condom for my dick
>See ads for a gym featuring ripped men
>"It doesn't matter if I had muscles like that, girls would never accept my autism and lack of money"
>A bunch of boys are playing soccer across the street
>"Those teenagers are having more sex than I am..."
>Sit at bus stop browsing porn feeds
>New gacha character with enormous tits and fat ass leaks
>Feel nothing, but know I'll roll for her anyway
>Action clip of Aether in the new region with the new female lead character
>"It's weird that they stopped alternating the protag for each trailer but whatever"
>Keep watching, one of the scenes shows a girl make an off-hand comment to another girl about how she smells nice.
>"god, women must smell so nice and feel so warm and soft..."
>boil ramen and nestle into my basement hive of filth to jork it for 20 hours

>>544939364
I would lick the folds of your stomach, where the noticeable but not significant flaps of fat meet.
I would sniff the short scruff of your poorly-maintained underarm hair
I would kiss you from your chapped lips, down your somewhat sagging and lumpy breasts, across your muffin-top, over your FUPA and down to your slightly bruised vulva
I would stay quiet between your legs, lapping at your clitoris as adult men billionaire vampirically at each other in your omegaverse yoai hentais.

>>532758745
hmmm... would it be impolite to request a paper bag?

>>530300873
god I love women

>>529152302
I am feeling exceptionally not TRAPPED but I am feeling BETRAYED

>>527931189
I could never satisfy her Thiren desire for spikes and/or knots...
>>527932461
big boobs are hot

>>527338219
cocks, tails, cumshots, vice
a creampie would be nice