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>wonky eye
>has a five year old mentality about romance
>dumbest outfit in the game after absolute tactical up and Hansel and gretel
Our canon wife has nothing to fear from borederella

Helmdev is just a salty bitch who has a boner for his blue haired unimportant. So he needs to shill her in the most desperate ways possible.

Your dick may wander but your heart comes home.