>>150145464
What if Dr. Orpheus adopted Loona
>Al and Jefferson show up at Dr. O's pad to pick him up for the monthly arching
>Walk in to see Loona texting on the couch
>A: Loona, where the Hell's Orpheus at? We've been trying to call him for the last hour, and we're gonna be late for our arching if he doesn't scooch his booch!
>L: *Not looking up from her phone* He's down in his study.
>J: Didn't you tell him we were at the door, we rang like 5 times
>L: Ugh, I called him! Not my fault he can't hear me
>J: *He and all make their way up to the study* Well next time go and tell him in person he he can actually hear you.
>*Loona goes back to her phone and flips them off before they disappear upstairs*
>J: Classy. Man, I don't know why Orpheus took that little demon girl in anyway. I never see her do anything but text, eat his food and flip people off.
>A: I think little Mr. O just really misses the teenage daughter experience
>*They walk into Byron's study to find him frantically looking for something*
>O: Where is it! Where is it!
>J: Hey man, we've been trying to get in touch with you for an hour! We gotta hustle or we're gonna miss our arching
>A: Yeah, and the guild's already pissed off at us for having to reschedule this thing, like, five times
>O: I'm sorry gentlemen, but I have cut off my connection to the psychic realm to concentrate; I also silenced my phone. I would have been with you much sooner, save that I cannot find the Staff of Astalfo! I will be needing for tonight's engagement, but the blasted thing has gone missing! I asked Loona to help me find it and she said she'd search the house
>J: Well she's down there searching the web instead
>O: Gah, typical!
>J: Look, I know you've got this whole thing you want to do to impress Dr. Weirdscience, but we can't afford any fancy tricks if it means The Guild gives us another demerit.
>O: Fine! I'm sure it will be someplace obvious that my new housemate would have found if she'd bothered to look