>>719756924
>be me
>Canadian kid watching Naruto on YTV
>see Orochimaru
>"Wait, he's a guy? But men shouldn't have long, black hair and be this girly!"
>those bits where he's in a female body and he's voiced by Mary Elizabeth McGlynn
>that fucking shower scene made my mind fill in the blanks of what the rest of him looked like

long story short, my lizard-brain activated and something just clicked