so youre telling me trump is alive and well and i have to keep posting a blurry cat exactly at midnight every day, especially fridays for some reason?

life is a puckering asshole and today the spinchter was breached for me by the magma hot projectile diarrhea news that cap’n crunch has finally killed himself.
it wasnt entirely unexpected but it was still sudden because he’d been doing better lately, which i guess was him putting on a happy public face like robin williams.
i guess he really thought it through too because he didnt stab himself through the heart with his sword, he hung himself in his unfurnished basement last sunday morning. they only found him after a wellness check this afternoon.
fuck, man.
anyway, thank you for respecting the crunch family’s privacy during this trying time, melonie mac is not a very interesting game streamer, it seems to strain her brain, nn frens

>>513840197
>unless you think smoking crack was a bad thing, then it was two things
okay two things, but who among us hasnt turned to blue sky when things get rough? i mean besides me, you and most other frens
>I appreciate the hell out of that sentiment, it's a long, slow grind
if it wasnt everyone would healthy and thats not good for big pharma
>min comf max grind but I get to go to a BBQ tomorrow so it's all daijoubu
why did i taste grilled corn when i read that?
>his form alone is infuriating, and the fact that he cheated in a push-up contest against a girl and still lost is worthy of a double sudoku
there are like 100 women on the planet thats understandable with, but her form was almost as shit as his. he should have walked into traffic
>>513840361
my guy. i hope it goes well

the thing i hate most about women using my bedroom’s bathroom is when they slip and fall into the cum zone. its not mine, it was here when i moved in, so fuck off.
my maintenance woman (i thought it was weird too) says theres nothing she can do about it and theres no good way to tell my various sluts to please use the bathroom down the hall instead so im just going to have to live with the fact that they’ll occasionally get pulled into it and disappear forever.
ive lost some damn fine sluts to it along with a larry fitzgerald rookie card once, but my rent is obscenely low so i guess its just going to keep happening.
anyway nn frens

>>513252428
man that fucking sucks getting your bell rung that hard in preseason where it means nothing
>>513252480
YOU WILL PLAY NEW VEGAS AND THEN YOU WILL MOD IT AND PLAY IT AGAIN

>>512665320
please dont say “state farm” right now, im still very sensitive after dortch fumbled literally the very first play of the game.
>>512665387
PLAY NEW VEGAS
and feed

>>512508864
i havent been like sick sick in a long ass time. some things have popped up but they were just autism.
(the autism is crippling though)
>>512508986
>in the name of science all things are ethical, or so I'm told
“all knowledge is for good, only how its applied can be evil”
i fucked that quote up but nobody will know i stole it from one of the late planet of the apes sequels
>power through the pain, a little death never killed anybody
there was that one guy but he was like 90% dead anyway
>it's like getting a scalp massage from Lucifer
its been a coons age since ive had one of those, it sounds nice. maybe use one of those wire spider looking things

>what if i took this old meme and put maga hat and too many words in it?
you have 36 minutes, use them poorly

carl, nanners, herald, awoos, clussyposter, dweebers, i think i passed God’s little test and got myself out of that blurry pickle. but at what cost? and what news today? how have threads been?

>mfw tomboy maintenance
anyway just tell me 2 things:
should i give a fuck?
dead iranians?