>>936316880
She has no idea I'm a closet alcoholic.

In all reality, I stopped drinking for a while before I met her. I mean, I didnt drink all that much before I met her, it was more of a weekend thing with my best friend. We'd get plastered and watch campy movies every weekend and wake up the next morning to do it all over again. Then I met her and of course, as the story goes, all my time went to her.

Now, I just get drunk while she's at work and peruse social media and 4chan while talking to friends on Snapchat while listening to music and lie to her about when I go to bed. She's noticed the alcohol smell on my breath in the morning a few times and has been pretty adamant about my stopping, and I drink a couple here and there when we go to parties together, but she really doesn't know the extent of it. It's kind of sad, really.

Anyways, here's a meme to help brighten the vibe.

>>935798786
That bitch with the flute really made my preteen heart "flutter." Always been a weeb tho, so it makes sense.

Here's another shit ass, normie ass meme