Jeetification of Japan is well underway. The next post you see of Indians shitting in a river? It won't be Brampton, it'll be an image of a river in Tokyo

>be me
>go to japan
>finally, authentic nihon cuisine!
>hey this definitely tastes different...and weird
>look into the kitchen
>.......even here?!?!
>spit it all out
>stand up and start to yell at the jeets
>suddenly my stomach starts growling like the San Andreas fault just ripped the Big One
>I keel over, hit the table and go out cold
>I wake up some time later
>my bowels and bladder have completely evacuated all their contents
>the jeets are cleaning up the place, everyone has left
>they put me on a dais and put flowers round my neck
>they lather my poo on their bodies and drink my pee
>I have become cow, lord of the jeets