>>514994553
>"This guy supports the illegals at the expense of his own people, but he is Aryan so you should support him anyways."

>jump
>"wahoo!"
>aim at enemy
>"focus!"
>hit enemy
>"get em!"
>see boss
>"hey a glowing weak point!"
>boss is vulnerable
>"now!"
>see banana
>"ooh, a banana!"

why is nintendo allergic to letting me experience a game myself without constant insipid commentary