I've got two demons coming in to mess with the angels this Sunday!
Valkeera van Helmond
“ABSOLUTE EMPRESS OVER THE SERVING UNTERMENSCH!”— Mymy, Ongezellig
“A great fire burns within me, but no one stops to warm themselves at it, and passers-by only see a wisp of smoke…I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.”— Vincent Van Gogh
“The field has eyes, the wood has ears.”— Hieronymus Bosch
>Valkeera is not part of any official Infernal Royal Army division, preferring to remain freelance
>Her crossbow, "Doemspanner" (Doomdraw) has been known to pierce angel armour and can hit accurately from up to a mile away
>She hates Belgians
>She LOVES spices and tulips, although she never puts any stock in the plants anymore
>She learned her lesson in 1637
>She has, however, learned a great deal about trading and makes for an excellent sailor, making her invaluable for any squadron or division she finds herself assisting
>She rarely, if ever, smiles, and would much rather paint what she's feeling than say it out loud
>She and Medb work together so often that many believe them to be a couple
>Medb will joke about it, but there's been several times where Valkeera has rested on her lap while smoking a joint at home, wearing her favorite pair of shoes
>She'll swear by the Styx itself that klompen are in fact comfortable
>She's more frugal than a demon from the Greed Circle, and absolutely expects you to bring or pay for your own stuff
>Hope you brought your own bike for a date!
>She's a no-nonsense type of demon, rare outside more professional IRA divisions
>If she doesn't like something, you'll hear about it
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