Indians are the epitome of "shoot 10000 shots, eventually you'll hit one"
I see so many of them in bars and clubs around my city now, and they're always trying (unsuccessfully) to pull some 8/10 Stacy way out of their league. However, eventually the stars will align, the moon will be in phase, and some girl takes pity and says yes.
Can't even be mad, if they're willing to debase themselves that many times. You enjoy that mid white girl, bhai - you earned it.