>>538277598
Alright, you've asked for it: MC is an average dude that wastes time with work and helping his partents. One day, MC looks in the mirror and goes insane from the thought that he's fucking old and nobody will want to have kids with him. At the same time, he starts desperately wanting to have kids. He ditches his job just to be closer to prime age girls and proceeds to make extremely shitty deals with demons, selling his soul, his right of reincarnation and redemption and, ultimately, makes the deal that sends him to hell IMMEDIATELY on the spot, just so that his body will get magic powers that will let it to finally breed someone.