>>11387014
As a side note, you all still live in modern Earth. I took the liberty of providing your family a charm that makes it so that people will not question things like the fact that you are goblins, or how affectionate you tend to be in public. But it also makes humans not question things like, you know, your relatives' constant and cartoonish game-overs. Basically, whenever one of these "life-threatening" situations come up, you will rarely receive help from humans; you'll mostly have to rely on the unconditional support of your goblinoid relatives. You have each other, and that all that matters, and all that jazz.

No wish this time because I got beaten to the punch by big titty Nigerian anon up there.