>>21695931
>Wait a minute, wait a minute... (sniff)... (slurp)... (smile)... You know, this is--excuse men--a DAMN fine cup of coffee. I've had, I can't tell you, how many cups of coffee in my life, and this--this is one of the best. Now, I'd like two eggs over hard. I know, don't tell me, it's hard on the arteries--but old habits die hard, just about as hard as I want those eggs. Bacon: super crispy, almost burned. CREMATED. And I'll have the grapefruit juice. Just as long as those grapefruits... are freshly squeezed...

Also: pie. Also: the Horne bros' baguette sandwiches with brie and butter.