>>718123035
>modern media claims it's a coomer game
>thousands of nsfw mods
>play the demo
>like the combat mechanics enough to buy it
>still procrastinating because of what le girlfriend might think
>bite the bullet and buy it
>various questionably angled shots in different cutscenes
>some sexy outfits
>fun gameplay with cool combat abilities
>unlock more cool abilities while progressing
>open world not too big
>collect cans
>go fishing
>help the city folks
>click selfies
>kill naytimas
>beat bosses
>all this while listening to good, sometimes god tier soundtrack
>get a chub in my pants not because of Eve's rocking tits, plushy lips, or jiggly buttocks, but because of how cool the hypertube section was and the boss fight afterwards
>girlfriend won't let me put on the midsummer suit on Eve
>otherwise has no issues, it's as if I am playing with a Barbie doll to her
>on new game plus right now
>still enjoying the game
100 canuck dollars (with tax) well spent.